Ninja: Seriously, where did Britney leave her 'wow' factor? She needs to look for it and bring the sh*t back to how it's supposed to be. My friend left more impressed by the Pussycat Dolls' 5-song show than Britney's 90 mins. performance. Sad.
I'm not being 'real' because I don't like Britney. I do. I like Britney a lot... because she just does that simple pop music. I just feel that this concert was an insult to my intelligence as a fan. Like, you didn't feel that your fans deserved more than this??? Really? Madonna would NEVER give us this kind of half-a$$ work. Of course, she's not Madonna... but didn't we kind of see her as Madonna's successor? Yes, even. Remember when she wore the snake at the MTV? Remember when she kissed Madonna? Please. She'll have to prove herself all over again. Madonna doesn't deserve this kind of insult. Madonna's a pro. Like I said, Madonna would NEVER give us this kind of half-a$$ work.
The Good Facts
1. Perez Hilton's great montage that hyped the crowd into a frenzy.
2. Pussycat Dolls. I'm not a fan, but I have respect for people who do what they do well. PCD can dance and sing LIVE, from CORNER TO CORNER... no strutting or walking!!! I'll go see them again, thank you very much. They are so energetic and lively, brought the crowd to its feet with their performance, not star power!!!
Now for the tough love...
The Blah & WTF Factors
1. All lip-syncing + low energy dancing = wtf??? Here's the thing. I'm not stupid. I don't expect Brit to sing live. I went in knowing full well she would lip sync. I can excuse lip syncing if you give me power dancing. Nope, not here. She lip sang AND she danced like a newcomer to a gym cardio class! Can you see the steam coming from the top of my head??? Because I'm thinking to myself... "you're Britney, we know you don't sing well but you're supposed to put on a good show"...
2. The show was...Where was the effing show? A three-ring circus style where Ms. S basically walked or 'strutted' from corner to corner without probably even breaking a sweat. Can you maybe skip to the corners???? Maybe pretend that you care that we just paid to support your comeback and your child support...oh and KFed's birthday party???
3. Why did she look like she was falling asleep? For the moments that Ms. S hit the couch or sat down, it sure looked like she just wanted to fall asleep or stay seated.
4. Was the budget too low for great costumes??? For a comeback tour you're wearing a bra and shiny underwear??? Fine, you don't want to call it a comeback... an absent from touring for 5 years and you come back in your sleepwear and stuff from your kinky closet???
5. Too many silent moments. I understand costume changes. Then again, taking off a bustier to put on another is hardly a 'costume' change. There were too many dull moments in between where we had to watch footage on the circular jumbotron, where teenage Kardashian-like losers squealed in my effing ear for a montage because there was nothing else to be excited about!!!
6. Boring a$$ and simple dance moves. The choreography was awful and you wouldn't really know until you see the dancers freestyle... THEN you see, these people can dance like for real. Why are they doing simple back-n-forth, side-to-side sh*t?
7. No crowd interaction.... like AT ALL. She said the word Toronto, 2 times. First time, when it took like 3 minutes to get her a mic (yes, that's how obvious and blatant the lip syncing was), and she said "What's up Toronto?"... or maybe the 3 minutes were to remind her where she was... IN TORONTO!!! Second time, at the very very end... "Thank you Toronto"... goodnight.
Yeah... goodnight. Please come back when you're FULLY awake Britney. Until then, I'm not giving you a cent to contribute to you, your baby, your other baby, your daddy or your baby daddy. Please!
Don't believe me, read People.
Here's a reminder of how she used to be.
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