Broadcast Bandits: Tube Review: Gossip Girl "The Last Days of Disco Stick"

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah, roma-roma-mamma, ga-ga-oh-la-la, want your bad romance

What an appropriate song to play being that everyone is in some kind of sick relationship this week. Odd numbers rarely ever work – it holds true for dinner dates and, evidently, threesomes. If you’re at dinner, you have to look back and forth to keep eye contact with both people. That’s only eye contact, imagine the coordination 2 girls, 4 boobs and a Dan Humphrey would require. Seems like everyone knew the “it has to be stranger rule” but Dan and now he’s left with nothing. Reminds me of why I wouldn’t want to be roommates with my friends. If it goes well that’s great, but if you end up getting on each others’ nerves then you’re left with nothing but toilet-flavoured toothbrushes.

Serena has a hard time controlling herself Tripp… so she decided to wear a hideous dress with disgusting shoulder pads (and even grosser tights) to repel him. Huzza, it must work! Oh, but does it…she ends up consoling him by holding his face. I get his wife lied to him and set him up, but how does that “blur the lines”? He’s technically still married. It doesn’t make him any less married. And I love how one minute she tells Nate she can’t control herself when talking about Tripp but in at Brandy Library says she has self control. Married men are much more tempting than fairy boys huh? Poor Nate… so much advice to give but no girls or bros to share it with. Oh, and I wanted to slap Serena when she just kept licking her face when she was told she had ice cream on it. USE A NAPKIN!! Urgh, I hate Those Girls. It’s not cute. Shut up. Speaking of “those girls”… :)

So Jenny’s gonna mix it up with a European drug dealer now. Hmm... how is it fun to be the person in the middle trading the money for the drugs? She’s just like the boat at Central Park. Floats around aimlessly and is light reflectively pale.

Was Blair Waldorf wearing leggings as pants??! Noooo…

And because this video is HOT: