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“This is a punishable offense and not the kind you like.” – Blair

Is it possible to not like the punishment but have it grow on you? If the bad pain grows on you, does that make you more of a masochist? LoL, anyways… originally, Jenny took the role as queen only so she could demolish the social caste system but now it seems like what she hated is becoming what she thirsts for. Power & minions to find you cute (yet vacant looking) boys to go to balls with? Sign me up, please! Taylor Momsen makes me feel embarrassed for her/ angry, but I didn’t hate her this week. In fact, I quite liked watching her fall deeper into the dark side – going from thankful her gay’s bf will debut her to dismissing Blair’s headband; ‘twas good. For some reason she doesn’t come off as trying too hard anymore which was what really bothered me before. Bonus, her make up actually looked pretty good this week!

Y’know what would’ve been awesome of rebel Jenny? If she said “f&ck it” and just walked down that cotillion stage by herself and owned it. Maybe this is out of tradition and just goes to show how non-society I am, but no queen would want to share a stage so a real queen would be up there waiting for them all to bow down. She set out to break tradition in the beginning; so that would’ve been a way for her to break it while still being in it. She’s now Lily Vanderwoodsen-Bass(-Humphrey)’s daughter – what can’t she do? We’ve all witnessed Serena’s shenanigans and that girl is still on the in.

On the topic of naughty things to do in bed… the threesome they made such a big deal about what such a fail. Then again parent and religious groups and I rarely see eye-to-eye on what’s appropriate. But considering the hoopla they made, you’d think more clothes would’ve been shed or the 3 of them would’ve been in closer proximity to each other. Who would’ve thunk that Dan would be the one getting laid by two chickies, instead of Chuck or even Nate. Guy just got dragged in with this dumb look on his face. How un-aroused did he look when Vanessa and Olivia were making out with each other? Who knew HDuff had that side to her. Oh right.

Best thing out of that threesome scene? This Anya Marina “Whatever You Like” cover. Loved/love her! & I miss TI.


--- Candice L.